Strange
Jeff Prebis
One
It was strange how the cops showed up to find Olson with the body. He was strung out on allure, not with the most clear of heads. He had no blood on his hands, just a very guilty expression. The body had been massacred and the killer lay dead next to it. Olson had a smoking gun in his hands. The first time anyone could’ve called him a hero and he looked very guilty, very guilty of something bad. Olson couldn’t talk to the cops. He had no words. Handcuffs were placed on his wrists while he stared at the two bodies. His mind was numb. It was hard to describe what he’d seen.
Two
It started at the office. Some allure was dropped off for Olson in the form of a letter. Olson held the letter in his hands, and watched whimsically as it disintegrated before his eyes. Olson leaned back in his chair, waiting for it to kick in. He took the allure as research for a story he wrote for the paper. He worked as a journalist, and wanted to know the effect of the drug on the mind. Soon, he would find out. He sat there and his mind changed about everything. He began to see strange colors and shapes that he couldn’t define. He needed to take a ride.
Three
Olson drove down the road at a high speed. He accelerated for no reason, pushing the limit of his Cadillac. Cars were passed and they vanished in his rearview. He looked back for cops. There weren’t any. The street was lawless today. The sky was cloudy. The temperature was hot, even for supper time. The humidity was high, amplifying the heat exponentially. He drove without a destination, just in air from the day. He had his window rolled down. There was bird shit on the windshield which irritated him. He tried to remove it with the windshield wipers to no success. He tried squirting water on the windshield, and that didn’t work either.
Four
Olson stopped at a liquor store. He parked and walked in. The liquor store was empty since it was the afternoon. He grabbed a bottle of scotch, and brought it to the register. Buying the liquor required two forms of identification, which he provided easily. He licked his lips, thinking about going home and drinking the scotch.
With the scotch in a paper bag, he walked back to his car. The Cadillac had more bird shirt on it. It seemed to be a magnet for birds. They loved his car. It was a bird latrine. The best bathroom for birds in the city. He shut the door, and pulled off.
Five
Olson sat at home on his front porch. He drank straight from the bottle and watched his neighbors go about mundane business, live their lives. A neighbor brought his trash to the curb for collection. Another neighbor worked methodically on his truck. A third neighbor decided to take his dog for a walk. The sun was going down, but the temperature remained high, as well as the humidity. It didn’t seem as though it would cool down.
Olson took another drink from the bottle and it was dark outside. His neighbor returned from the walk with his dog. He cut through the middle of his yard to reach the door. The man working on his truck went inside. There was a light on in his kitchen. The man with the trash had placed it at the curb safely and faded back into his house, moving around in different rooms with twenty different lights on. The shape moved furtively and Olson followed it with his eyes while he drank from the bottle. The decrease in the volume of the bottle encouraged Olson to go back to the liquor store while it was still open. He had a half hour to make the trip.
Six
Olson drove too fast to the liquor store. A few cops pulled behind him briefly, but they changed lanes without stopping him. He laughed when he looked through the rearview. He watched both cop cars pull over other drivers and felt immediately better.
Olson pulled into the parking lot. All the cars were gone. The liquor store was closed. He missed it by five minutes. Time had elapsed without his notice. He thought he made it on time and sat there idly for a few minutes, formulating a plan. He considered going to a bar. Bars were always fun.
He got out of the Cadillac and walked into the noisy bar. Smoke was in the air from cigarettes. Already he saw double, two of everything as if he was on Noah’s Ark, and he lit a cigarette to become part of the atmosphere. He sat down on a stool at the bar and ordered a scotch.
Olson saw ghosts sitting around the bar. People he’d known that passed on into the next world. It was strange. They looked lively. They smoked and drank. They seemed to be very much alive and happy. He blinked a few times, but they were still there. They were as tangible as he was. Gossamer made flesh. They seemed to enjoy each other’s company while he sat alone and smoked. The scotch was brought to him, and he nodded at the bartender. He lifted the scotch to his lips, and took a long drink. The drink made him sway a little in his seat. The bar was bright, colorful, and he looked around more, feeling at peace.
Seven
A woman sat down next to Olson. He smiled at her, taking his eyes off the ghost. The woman smiled back. Olson flicked an ash in the ashtray while the haunting continued. The ghosts dominated his attention, not even the basketball game on the television mattered. The woman played with her hair beside him. She appeared to want to talk, and he ignored her in favor of the ghosts. They were too poignant, too real to deny.
Olson looked at the woman, and made a joke. She laughed uproariously. He put his cigarette out in the ashtray and concentrated on her. She was blonde with dimples, quite attractive, and he began talking to her, albeit with a slur. He lit another cigarette as he casually glanced at the ghosts.
Eight
Her name was Delilah. Olson learned it in the bathroom. He had her on the sink with her panties slid down, and he penetrated her as hard as he could. The ghosts followed him into the bathroom. They crowded around him in the tight quarters. They murmured noisily, and he tried to ignore the sound. Each thrust threatened the integrity of the sink. It felt as though it could fall. He looked at the sink not at Delilah and wondered. She wrapped her legs around him. He grunted, looking into the mirror at his face, and his features contorted, twisted into shapes like a balloon or a funhouse mirror.
He reached orgasm, and set her on the floor feet first. He kissed her passionately. She sighed. He took her hand, and led her out of the bathroom
Nine
Olson sat at the bar with Delilah. A man approached Olson and told him what type of flower to bring to the ritual. Olson had talked to him the other night, and found a strange gathering for the demigod, Micliga. He’d been researching the mythic character for quite some time, and he was intrigued by the macabre things his followers did in honor of him. In order to enter the ritual, one had to bring a flower. Despite his drunken condition, Olson thought he was up for another ritual, and this time he would bring a camera to document it. There would be proof to take his editor, Harper, about the rituals.
Delilah wanted to go with him. He told her no numerous times. It would be hard enough to find a flower, let alone two. He needed a rose at a late hour. Never easy to pull off. He smoked his cigarette and stared at the ghosts. They continued to drink and have a merry time. He was the solemn one, haunted by their presence.
Ten
Closing time. Olson paid his bill, and said goodbye to Delilah. She wanted him to go home with him, and he shook his head no. He had to document the ritual. It was time. He’d been to others, and it was important that he do it this time.
He waited for change from the bartender. His vision was off. The ghosts were gone. They’d moved onto somewhere else. Perhaps his apartment where they could haunt him all night. Just seeing them here was enough for Olson. His mind was warped. He hadn’t realized how many departed souls there’d been in his life. Quite a few, it turned out.
Olson lit a cigarette, he leaned in and kissed Delilah goodbye. He put his lighter back in his pocket. He pulled his keys out and headed to his car.
Eleven
Olson drove to a convenience store. It was where he bought the flower the last time. It was open twenty-four hours. Olson navigated through the parking lot carefully in his present state. He saw cops drive down the main road and tried not to look at them. They worried him, a DUI would not be good to attain. A night in jail would drive him crazy.
He walked in the store hurriedly. It was late and he usually arrived at the rituals late. Always the last person in line. The camera was already in his car, ready to be used to document the scene. It had been macabre the three previous times, and he anticipated more of the same. The clownish Cowhead haunted Olson in his dreams. The cow head was symbolic of something that Olson couldn’t understand. He hadn’t been initiated in the cult. He was only an interloper. Olson went to a register and found roses there in a little crystal vase, he plucked one out, and proceeded to the register.
Twelve
Olson drove slowly, right at the speed limit. The ritual was located on a different side of town, but he didn’t rush. It was at an abandoned factory. The factory shut down due to a story Olson produced. He wrote about how a drug was in the candy and the FDA dropped sanctions in place that led to Clown Candy going bankrupt. The influence of Olson could be felt. A light rain started to fall.
Thirteen
Olson arrived at the factory. The sign was still over it. Clown Candy. It was popular because of its mascot, a clown obviously. There was a line as usual. Olson assimilated into the back and smelled the rose he carried. He gave the night a look. Rain struck him. It was growing windy and he wondered if he missed a tropical storm on the horizon. They came frequently.
The line moved up. He waited impatiently, looking at the colors around him, the shapes. The man in front of him smelled bad. There was a lingering odor. It smelled like cigarettes and feet. Olson gradually reached the front of the line, and he gave the doorman the rose. The doorman smelled it and signaled that he could enter.
Fourteen
Olson walked through darkness. He heard a singular voice above drumming. It was the voice of Cowhead. Olson had his camera by his side, down low where no one could see it. He joined the crowd around a stage. They were emotionally invested in the actions of Cowhead. He wore his cow’s head with pride, strutting on the stage. Olson noticed the cage was present, with the naked man inside. Olson listened to Cowhead speak in tongues, loud sounds that weren’t English. It wasn’t clear that anyone understood him. It was never clear who set up these rituals, but it was clear people came for entertainment. They came for a show. Olson stood there and watched Cowhead lead a cow onto the stage. The cow had given birth one time. Its offspring was killed by Cowhead. Cowhead had a darker purpose for it tonight, Olson suspected. Cowhead collected his whip from the shadows and cracked it near the back of the cow.
The sound lashed through the quiet of the factory. Olson flinched. He expected the cow to be hit. However, it was not. Cowhead maneuvered the cow over to the cage and held one of its udders out. The cow sprayed milk on the naked man. The man held his hands out as he was debased. He tried to block the flow of milk to no avail. Olson stood and watched. He had enough of seeing the man humiliated and decided it was time to speak out, to say something for the man. It was too strange.
“Stop that,” Olson said. “Stop that,” he said even louder.
Cowhead indeed stopped and glared at Olson through his mask. He didn’t like the objection as evidenced by his posture. He stood like an agitated cat on his back legs, his fur was up. He hissed and pointed at Olson. Olson never got the picture. He was seized and taken out back.
Fifteen
Olson stood outside with Cowhead. The naked man was on the ground. Olson watched Cowhead wield a gun over the man, eager to shoot him and make Olson watch. Olson lit a cigarette and surveyed the situation. He could grab the gun. It was low and in reach. Before he had a chance, Cowhead pulled the trigger and shot the naked man twice. Blood ran from the wounds underneath the rainy sky. Olson went for the gun and grabbed it. He wrestled with Cowhead for a long time, the two of them fought for control, and Olson won. He had the gun and he pumped two shots into Cowhead, dropping him to the ground next to the naked man. Olson took out his cell phone and called the cops. He told them where he was.
Sixten
Back to the beginning. Ambulances had the bodies. Olson was handcuffed and placed in the back of a police car. He looked out the window at the rainy night.